This guy is a prime example of intelligence :) I wish this was a joke however this is for real. I was parked in the far end of a parking lot figured I was way out of the way as I take up more then 1 parking spot with this beast. This older gentleman was upset that I was parked here like it was a parking spot with his name on it or something. There were like a thousand other parking spots to choose from but he happened to want one of the ones that I was taking up with this bus. He first tried to parallel park behind my bus and in front of a coworkers bus. Now why he wanted to park this little car sideways instead of pulling into a spot is way beyond me. He had more then enough room to parallel park if that is what he really wanted to do. He got out of his car in the middle of attempting his parking job (take note you could've parallel parked two cars this size and he couldn't do it with one.) Looks all pissed off and looks at us then looks at the bus. Told him he was ok between the buses and that he had plenty of room. He gets back into his car and I thought he was driving off. Oh no he drove around the front of my bus and landed his car right here next to my bus. Then gets out takes his shirt off puts on another and throws his keys on the ground and walks away. Now me laughing hysterically at his stupidity yelled "well sir I hope I don't hit your car that is illegally parked as I have a tail swing on this bus. Oh and I hope your keys are still there when you come back!" It really does have a tail swing and a new driver probably would've hit his car but I know how to get it out of such a situation. As you notice he was so close that I almost could not get into my passenger door which is the only way to get into bus. Thank god I am skinny though even I scratched my butt along his car getting in the bus. Oh well he shouldn't have been so "intelligent"!
