The Wawa incident, scarred for life!!

Those of you who know me know how much I like coffee. Ok so I replaced my blood with coffee-make sure you tell hospital that if I am ever in an accident, would hate for them to try to give me blood! Anyhoo I am sure that you are also aware of my Wawa addiction-if they had meetings for this I would definitely be dragged in by a select few friends. A good friend of mine and I brought the kids to the Wawa by me and yes we were in there a while but we were trying to decide what all we wanted. A lady came up to us and asked us if we were putting stuff in our pockets. WTF??? I usually wear tight jeans and shirts where you can see my pockets. I told the lady no my friend said "would you like to put your hand in my pockets and see if you find anything?" and I just told her "lady you can see my pockets!" Oh wait maybe I stole my apartment keys, they were in my pocket. She then said "a customer came up to me and said they saw you putting stuff in your pockets and I don't want to see you get in trouble." What probably happened is they said that to distract her cause they were probably putting stuff in their pockets LMAO! I could not believe this! So we put back everything we were going to buy except the drinks we made paid for the drinks and left. I have not been back to that Wawa since.
I may be a few screws short but I am not a thief, just crazy which well isn't quite a crime yet! I have never been accused of being a thief especially in a store that holds the name of my favorite location-Wawa. I will be scarred for life!